The Tell

Content that reads like AI is a liability for your brand.

So before anything I write goes out, it passes The Tell: the standard I use to catch the patterns that give machine-written text away. It runs on judgment from 16+ years of editing, not a detector’s score. Here it is, free, so you can run it on your own content too.

Why this matters

Readers can feel it, even when they can’t name it.

When a page has the flat, hedged, three-things-in-a-row rhythm of a language model, trust quietly drops. The reader rarely thinks “this is AI.” They just believe it a little less, and move on a little faster.

For a brand, that’s the real cost. The page technically answers the question. It just sounds like nobody stood behind it. And the work you publish is supposed to make people trust you more, not less.

What it is

An editorial standard. Not a detector.

The Tell is a named bar every piece clears before I send it. I read for the patterns that mark text as machine-written, and I rewrite until they’re gone.

It runs on judgment, not on a detector’s score. Detectors return a number and a pile of false positives, and the number was never the goal. The goal is content that never needed checking in the first place.

And the signals themselves aren’t secret. They’re a known, public canon. What’s rare is the discipline of applying them to every piece, by someone who has spent 16+ years editing for a living.

What it checks

What The Tell looks for.

A few of the categories below. The full set, with examples and fixes, is in the download.

Puffery and inflated significance
The padding that gestures at importance without saying anything: “stands as a testament to,” “rich tapestry,” “continues to captivate.” Real specifics get smoothed into greeting-card language.
Tell-tale sentence shapes
The false contrast, “not just X, but Y,” used to sound insightful. The compulsive rule of three, where the third item is just a synonym of the second.
Formatting habits
Bolded lead-ins that only restate themselves. A pile-up of “moreover,” “furthermore,” “additionally.” The tidy “in conclusion” wrap-up that adds nothing.
The deepest one
Regression to the mean: generic, hedged prose with no lived specifics. Swap the topic noun and the paragraph still works, because it was never really about anything. This is the one that survives after every surface phrase is cleaned up.
Reads as AI
The festival stands as a testament to the region’s rich cultural heritage and continues to captivate visitors from around the world.
Reads as human
The festival has run every August since 1974 and drew about 12,000 people last year, most from the surrounding three counties.
Reads as AI
This isn’t just a kitchen tool; it’s a statement about how you live.
Reads as human
The knife holds an edge well and balances at the bolster. It costs $90.
Reads as AI
The bridge opened in 1932, reflecting the city’s growing ambition and underscoring its emergence as a regional hub.
Reads as human
The bridge opened in 1932. It cut the river crossing from forty minutes by ferry to under five.
How it fits the work

Every piece passes it before it reaches you.

The Tell isn’t a thing I do sometimes. It’s the last gate before anything ships.

On the Content Desk, it’s written into the guarantee: a clean pass on every article and every reoptimized page, every month, on top of senior review. That’s how content gets produced at agency scale without starting to sound like it.

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Where I stand on AI

I use AI to produce faster. I won’t let it ship sounding like AI.

Plenty of writers use AI now and quietly hope you won’t notice. I’d rather be straight with you: I use it to move faster, and then I edit hard, with my own eyes, against this exact standard.

The Tell is how I hold that line. It’s the difference between using AI as a tool and letting it write your brand’s voice for you.

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